John Byner

• Name — John Byner • Birth Name — John Biener • Born — 28 June 1938 • Birthplace — New York City, New York, U.S. • Occupation — * Actor • comedian • impressionist • Years Active — 1963−present • Children — 4 (with Eleanor Belcher) • Illustration — John Byner, Rue McClanahan, Bea Arthur and Hermione Baddeley on Maude (1977) John Byner (né Biener; born June 28, 1938) is an American actor, comedian and impressionist who has had a lengthy television and film career. His voice work includes the cartoon series The Ant and the Aardvark, in which the title characters are voiced by Byner's impressions of Dean Martin and Jackie Mason.

On The Ed Sullivan Show, where he made his first early TV appearances, he mimicked Ed Sullivan among many others. Other impressions included John Wayne and singing like Dean Martin and Johnny Mathis. His ability to mimic "Toastmaster General" George Jessel came in handy during his appearances on panel programs such as celebrity roasts and other tributes. In 1966, Byner released "Everybody Do The," a musical spoof of dance crazes, as a single on the Pop-Side label. Byner wrote the song with his manager Harry Colomby. The B side of the record was a cover of the blues/R&B/rock standard "Baby, Please Don't Go." On a 1967 episode of Get Smart, he played a KAOS agent who made a phone call to the Chief of CONTROL (played by Edward Platt), performed a perfect impression of President Lyndon B. Johnson, and told the Chief he was fired and replaced with agent Maxwell Smart (Don Adams). In 1970-1971, he hosted 22 episodes of Something Else, a syndicated half-hour musical variety series. He then hosted his own show in 1972 called the John Byner Comedy Hour, where the character Super Dave Osborne, portrayed by Bob Einstein, was first introduced. The same year, he had a cameo in What's Up, Doc? In the mid-1970s, he guest-starred in two episodes of The Odd Couple. Byner played a comedian/impersonator aboard a cruise ship in season 6 of Hawaii Five-O. His character did impersonations of John Wayne and then got hit on the back of his head as a diversionary tactic by the bad guy. He had a recurring role in the sitcom The Practice during its first season in 1976. In the late 1970s, he had a featured role as Detective Donahue on the TV series Soap. Byner also appeared several times on The Carol Burnett Show, where in one comedy sketch he wore a Donald Duck costume and mimicked the cartoon character's distinctive voice. He appeared several times on talk shows hosted by David Letterman. In the 1980s, he hosted Bizarre (produced and filmed in Canada), which re-introduced many people to hapless daredevil Super Dave Osborne played by Bob Einstein. In 1983, he had a role as Doc, who was Burt Reynolds's longtime childhood friend in the film Stroker Ace. In 1985, The Walt Disney Company's animated feature The Black Cauldron was released, featuring Byner's voice as the characters Gurgi and Doli. He was a regular celebrity guest on Hollywood Squares during the John Davidson years and later hosted the 1988-1989 syndicated game show Relatively Speaking. He appeared in an episode of Friday the 13th: The Series as a ventriloquist. On the February 13th, 1997 episode of Judge Judy, Byner appeared as a plaintiff against the agent Dan Jordon and won a judgement of $3,500 as a kill fee for the cancellation of a stand up comedy performance. On May 26, 2017, it was reported that Byner had been cast in a supporting role in the horror anthology series Lore, based on the podcast of the same name. Byner portrays Patrick Boland, the father of Bridget Cleary (played by Holland Roden). Lore premiered on October 13, 2017. In 2020, Byner released his autobiography Five Minutes, Mr. Byner!, co-written with Douglas Wellman. In 2022, Byner played an affable gangster named Majak in Kurt St. Thomas' D.O.A., a loose remake of the 1950 film noir of the same title. His performance earned him the Best Supporting Actor award at the 2023 Flagler Film Festival.

Byner was born John Biener in New York City on June 28, 1938, the son of Christina, a mental hospital attendant, and Michael Biener, a truck mechanic. Byner has been married four times, and he has four children with his first wife Eleanor Belcher. One of his children, Don (Donny) Byner, appeared for the first time on television dressed as him in a 1969 episode of Something Else on ABC. He has been married to Anne Gaybis since 1992.

• Year — Title — Role — Notes • 1964 — The Ed Sullivan Show — Himself — June 21, Impersonated Elvis Presley • 1967 — The Steve Allen Comedy Hour — Himself — Episode: #1.01 • 1967–1968 — Accidental Family — Dewey — Recurring role; 4 episodes • 1968 — Get Smart — Gorshen — Episode: "The Hot Line" • 1968 — The Mothers-in-Law — Arnold Lacy — Episode: "It's a Dog's Life" • 1969 — That's Life — Episode: "Chalk Can Be Sexy" • 1969 — The Pink Panther Show — Aardvark/Ant — Unknown episodes • 1971 — Aesop's Fables — Tortoise — Animated television special; voice role • 1972 — The Don Rickles Show — Giuseppe — Episode: #1.3 • 1972 — The Singles — Television film • 1972 — The John Byner Comedy Hour — Self/Host — Limited August 1972 series of 5 episodes. • 1973 — Love, American Style — Wendall McFee — Segment: "Love and the Lifter"; Episode: "Love and the Comedienne/Love and the Lie/Love and the Lifter/Love and the Suspicious Husband" • 1973–1974 — The Odd Couple — Hooper / Bert — Guest role; 2 episodes • 1974 — Hawaii Five-O — Duffy Malone — Episode: "Killer at Sea" • 1975 — When Things Were Rotten — Dr. Otto Bahn — Episode: "The Ultimate Weapon" • 1976 — The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson — Himself — Episode: #15.4 • 1976 — The Practice — Dr. Roland Caine — Guest role; 2 episodes • 1976 — The Pink Panther Laugh and a Half Hour and a Half Show — Ant / Aardvark — Voice role • 1977 — Maude — Marshall Keebler — Episode: "Captain Hero" • 1977 — McNamara's Band — Johnny McNamara — Television film • 1978–1980 — Soap — Detective Donahue — Recurring role; 17 episodes • 1978 — Three on a Date — Donald Lumis — Television film • 1978 — A Guide for the Married Woman — Elevator Man — Television film • 1979 — Stockard Channing in Just Friends — Jerry Smeg — Episode: "The Hollywood Syndrome" • 1979 — The Man in the Santa Claus Suit — Stan Summerville — Television film • 1980 — Murder Can Hurt You! — Len "Hatch" Hatchington — Television film • 1980–1986 — Bizarre — Himself — Host and Performer; 141 episodes • 1982 — Will: G. Gordon Liddy — Richard Nixon — Television film; voice role • 1986 — ABC Weekend Special — Guest with Dog — Episode: "The Mouse and the Motorcycle" • 1986 — The Love Boat — Arthur Burkley — Guest role; 2 episodes • 1988 — A Whole Lotta Fun — Television film • 1988 — Friday the 13th: The Series — Travis Plunckett — Episode: "Read My Lips" • 1991 — Married... with Children — The Prospector — Episode: "Route 666: Part 1" • 1991 — A Wish for Wings That Work — Bill the Cat — Television special; voice role • 1992–1994 — Silk Stalkings — Cotton Dunn — Recurring role; 12 episodes • 1993 — Garfield and Friends — Guest role; 2 episodes, voice role • 1993 — SWAT Kats: The Radical Squadron — David Litterbin — Episode: "Enter the Madkat"; voice role • 1993–1995 — The Pink Panther — Aardvark/Ant — Guest role, voice role • 1994 — Lamb Chop in the Haunted Studio — Himself — Television film • 1994–1995 — Aaahh!!! Real Monsters — Sheriff / Old Man / Dean — Guest role; 3 episodes • 1994–1996 — Duckman — Dr. Gerhardt Morsink — Guest role; 2 episodes • 1995 — In the Heat of the Night — Tom Harwood — Episode: "Grow Old Along with Me" • 1995 — The Twisted Tales of Felix the Cat — Mr. Frog — Guest role; 2 episodes, voice role • 1997 — Rugrats — Carwash Owner / Cashier — Episode: "The Carwash/Heatwave"; voice role • 1997 — Judge Judy — Himself / Plaintiff — Episode: "John Byner Sues a Theater" • 1997 — Dharma & Greg — Reverend James — Episode: "And Then There's the Wedding" • 1998 — Super Dave's All Stars — Elvis — Episode: #1.4 • 1998 — The Angry Beavers — Alien Object / Man's Voice — Episode: "The Day the World Got Really Screwed Up"; voice role • 2002 — The Big Time — Ed Wynn — Television film • 2013 — The First Family — Malcolm MacDougal — Episode: "The First Shrink" • 2017 — Lore — Patrick Boland — Episode: "Black Stockings"